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If Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve is the fifth spoken-word album by Jello Biafra.
Track listing
Disc one
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| 1. | "Depends on the Drug" | 1:15 | 
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| 2. | "Talk on the Death Penalty/When Psychopaths Guard the Henhouse" | 3:23 | 
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| 3. | "The Murder of Mumia Abu-Jamal" | 6:48 | 
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| 4. | "Clinton Comes to Long Beach" | 2:52 | 
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| 5. | "The Hex-Files: Space Shuttle Sequels" | 9:16 | 
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| 6. | "Half-Time" | 4:19 | 
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| 7. | "The New Soviet Union" | 26:02 | 
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| Total length: | 53:55 | 
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Disc two
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| 8. | "Talk on Censorship - It Takes a Pillage to Raze a Child/Talk on Censorship-The Contract on America" | 71:00 | 
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| Total length: | 71:00 | 
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Disc three
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| 9. | "Talk on Censorship: Bridge to the New Dark Ages/Talk on Censorship: Which Way to the Zoo?" | 47:42 | 
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| 10. | "Wake Up and Smell the Noise" | 23:22 | 
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| Total length: | 71:04 | 
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